Monday, January 19, 2009

Strippers Ease The Pain Of Unemployment

CHICAGO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The only thing that can ease the blow of losing your job is a sexy stripper.

With the crumbling economy leading many businesses to close up shop, company heads may consider giving their laid off employees a titillating treat for all their hard work.

Christy Barnes, rep for Chicago-based stripper agency Hunks & Babes, says, “Bringing a stripper into the office lightens the mood if there’s a job loss. If a company has the money for it, they should definitely hire a stripper for their workers.”

If bosses sent over a naughty dancer decked out in business attire to perform a striptease, Barnes says it would remind the soon-to-be unemployed that they have something to look forward to – not having to wear a tie, shirt, or pants for work anymore.

For less risque companies who’d still like to give their workers the gift of exotic dance, Barnes says silly strippers, like chubby dancers or little people can make the environment less tense on a last day.

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