Thursday, January 8, 2009


God Is A Prude In The Sack

POMONA, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – When it comes to sex, God has a few restrictions.

That’s according to Cornell Borden, who runs the Christian sex advice website thepurebed.com, where he discusses the sexual acts that the Lord permits and prohibits.

Borden assures that God has no problem with married couples exploring sexual positions, and that contrary to popular Christian belief, the missionary position “isn’t the official position of the church.”

However, he insists that kinky activities like golden showers – when partners pee on each other during sex – defecating during sex, using sex toys, S&M, and watching pornography are no-nos with the big guy upstairs.

He says, “There are some things the Bible is strongly against.”

The acts that aren’t directly prohibited in the Bible tend to leave many Christians confused.

Borden explains, “People will ask me, ‘Is oral sex okay?’ or ‘My husband likes to spank me, and I kind of like it. Is that allowed?’ Those things are up to a couple to decide, but they should consider the principles of God.”

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