Friday, December 19, 2008

Get A Contact High On Global Orgasm Day

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – This Sunday (Dec. 21), the world will be coming to a climax.

That’s because it’s Global Orgasm Day, where horny folks do the deed and attempt to reach the big O at exactly 12:05 GMT in order to bring more positive energy and peace to the world.

Creators Paul Reffell and Donna Sheehan say their global coming together is responsible for Barack Obama being elected into office and for there being a happier vibe in the world – and in people’s pants.

Reffell says, “People may get a contact high from all the orgasms happening. We may even induce orgasms in non- participants. We’re hoping everyone feels something because it’s tough to aim a gun when you’re having an orgasm.”

Reffell and Sheehan hope the sexual energy put out to the world will get war mongering people to “lay off” with all the violence.

Sheehan explains, “An orgasm creates intimacy between two people and with the world. You feel a oneness with humanity and the universe.”

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