Tom Aubrey runs a service called Horse Shþt on a Silver Platter, which ships real horse crap to those who have screwed you over.
For $22.95 a poop, Aubrey will ship the recipient of your choice a small pile of equine droppings on a silver platter with an anonymous note.
He says the gift is perfect for getting revenge on enemies, and started the service about a month ago after being wronged.
He explains, Instead of going postal, this is a good way to express yourself.
Aubrey says 80 percent of customers are people looking for vengeance, including ex lovers and pissed off co-workers.
Exes have included messages like Now you can have your shþt and eat it too along with the poop.
An annoyed trucker sent it to his dispatcher and included a note that read: For all the shþtty roads youve sent me down.
Aubrey says the poop is shrink-wrapped so it doesnt smell as bad as it looks.
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