Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Crappy Gift Gets Revenge On Enemies

ROOSEVELT, Mich. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Revenge has never been quite so crappy.

Tom Aubrey runs a service called “Horse Sht on a Silver Platter,” which ships real horse crap to those who have screwed you over.

For $22.95 a poop, Aubrey will ship the recipient of your choice a small pile of equine droppings on a silver platter with an anonymous note.

He says the gift is perfect for getting revenge on enemies, and started the service about a month ago after “being wronged.”

He explains, “Instead of going postal, this is a good way to express yourself.”

Aubrey says 80 percent of customers are people looking for vengeance, including ex lovers and pissed off co-workers.

Exes have included messages like “Now you can have your sht and eat it too” along with the poop.

An annoyed trucker sent it to his dispatcher and included a note that read: “For all the shtty roads you’ve sent me down.”

Aubrey says the poop is shrink-wrapped so it doesn’t smell as bad as it looks.

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