Shoot Yer Wads is an electro-dance duo who claim to be from outer-space, sent to Earth to spread their music and observe humans.
They accidentally landed in Rio De Janiero, Brazil, when their spacecraft malfunctioned and were so taken by humans, they decided to stay on Earth and gather data to bring back to their planet, N.A.S.A.
Dith – half of the E.T. duo – says they’re currently studying human boners, because on N.A.S.A., aliens don’t get erections.
She says, “Our race has different equipment.”
SYW became fascinated with boners when they performed a top- secret dance called “The D.D.R.” at a show and immediately got men excited with their moves.
Dith explains, “We never knew a dance could cause a physiological reaction. Now we study boners, but no men are harmed in our investigations.”
The duo plans to go back home once they make enough money to fix their spaceship, but times are hard.
They sport Cousin It-style hair that completely covers their faces and Dith fears the music world shuns them because of their foreign look.
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