Thursday, November 6, 2008


Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls In Water

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One weird beverage company has serious balls – literally.

MeatWater – a line of meal supplement drinks in flavors like cheeseburger, chicken teriyaki, and Texas BBQ – has just created new refreshments inspired by animal testicles.

Their Swedish Kottbullar drink tastes like ground pork balls while their Italian Meatballs beverage mimics veal balls over spaghetti.

Another ballsy bev is their Konigsberger Klopse, which blends the taste of beef sirloin balls with boiled potatoes and braised cabbage.

MeatWater founder Till Krautkraemer says the drinks taste like the real deal and compliment a balanced diet.

The testicle potions hit the market later this month, but for now, Krautkraemer has a slew of satisfied customers buying other meaty drinks, including the No. 1 flavor, Wiener Schnitzel.

He says the weird waters are inspired by international fare and were created to save people time during busy, on-the-go days.

Everyone from backpackers to college kids have bought the waters, but Krautkraemer’s ultimate goal is to get die-hard carnivores to swear by the drinks.

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