Friday, October 10, 2008

Sarah Palin Used To Be John McCain’s Daughter

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A weird family tie is the real reason why John McCain wants Sarah Palin to be his vice president.

According to reincarnation expert Victoria Bullis, John McCain was actually the Hockey Mom’s daddy in a past life.

Bullis says McCain and his past life wife did time as hostages on a Viking ship hundreds of years ago, along with their daughter, who happens to have been Sexy Sarah herself.

But McCain wasn’t exactly the perfect father.

Bullis says, “When they were taken prisoner he only had enough money to pay his and his wife’s ransom, so he left Sarah behind.”

Bullis says McCain’s Daddy abandonment has left him with a “huge karmic debt” to Palin, which he’s paying off in this life by appointing her as his running mate in the election.

And that’s not the only reincarnated connection Palin and McCain have.

Bullis says they’ve lived 19 past lives together, and were at one time even husband and wife, though McCain wasn’t a very nice hubby.

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