Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Presidential Hopefuls Are Actually Snakes

EVERGREEN, Colo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Finally, there’s proof that politicians are snakes – literally.

Many people have a hard time trusting politicians for their slimy, slithering ways, and now reincarnation expert Fu Wok Ye says there’s a reason why.

According to Ye, presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain are actually part of a non-human species called Reptilians who are hell-bent on world domination.

Reptilians are able to morph their scaley bodies into human form, making it hard to tell who’s one of these evil creatures.

However, the proof is in the peepers.

Ye explains, “Watch the eyes! When they do close-ups of the candidates on TV, you can see they have snake eyes. You can’t really see on Obama because he has dark eyes, but McCain’s are extremely snake-like.”

Another indication of Reptilianism in the candidates is that their mugs start looking like alligators’ faces when they’re tired.

Ye reveals that this election will be the last ever and will lead to “shocking things” once the Reptilian president is in power.

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