Word nerd Renee Mazer has created Wordgasm, a CD-based system that teaches difficult vocabulary through sexual innuendo, including racy songs, poems, and skits.
For example, to teach the meaning of the word decorum, which means beautiful behavior, Mazer recites a poem called Doin It With Decorum.
It includes naughty lines like: Say, Please, before asking her to do kinky things on her knees/ Thats doin it with decorum/ If shes willing to wank you/ Say, Thank you.
To remember the word audacious, she sings a daring ditty that includes the lyrics: If youre loud and obnoxious, youre audacious/ Your impudent behavior is outrageous/ In class you do bong hits, grow the hair right out your pits, and go panty-free so guys can see your clit.
Mazer believes her vocab Viagra works because its funny and wild, not to mention stimulating.
Shes had a lot of guys tell her they get turned on within minutes of popping in the CD.
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