Tuesday, September 16, 2008


Woman Gives Guys A Sexy ‘Wordgasm’

PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One woman has figured out how to make vocabulary so sexy and exciting, it gives people a “wordgasm.”

Word nerd Renee Mazer has created Wordgasm, a CD-based system that teaches difficult vocabulary through sexual innuendo, including racy songs, poems, and skits.

For example, to teach the meaning of the word “decorum,” which means “beautiful behavior,” Mazer recites a poem called Doin’ It With Decorum.

It includes naughty lines like: Say, “Please,” before asking her to do kinky things on her knees/ That’s doin’ it with decorum/ If she’s willing to wank you/ Say, “Thank you.”

To remember the word “audacious,” she sings a daring ditty that includes the lyrics: If you’re loud and obnoxious, you’re audacious/ Your impudent behavior is outrageous/ In class you do bong hits, grow the hair right out your pits, and go panty-free so guys can see your clit.

Mazer believes her vocab Viagra works because it’s funny and wild, not to mention stimulating.

She’s had a lot of guys tell her they get “turned on” within minutes of popping in the CD.

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