Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Knick Knack Paddy Wack, Protect Your Doggy’s Bone

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Doggies can now get some tail without worrying about getting some bitch pregnant.

That’s thanks to Doggy Condoms, a line of pooch prophylactics that allows hounds in heat to mate without worry of spawning puppies.

Creator Byron Dwight says Rover’s rubbers help owners who feel it’s cruel and inhumane to neuter their mutt monitor their pup’s procreation.

However, canines can’t roll over and put the condom on themselves before doing it doggystyle.

Dwight explains, “You have to put it on for them. I imagine it takes some getting used to, and getting over the ick factor.”

He says those who love their dogs are more than willing to put a condom on for Fido because, “You would do it for your child if they didn’t have any arms.”

The protection is only available for medium sized dogs, like golden retrievers and rottweilers, and Dwight is looking to eventually create flavored doggie condoms.

He says, “I just hope they don’t try to eat them after using them.”

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
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