Moose-cense is a line of incense made from moose poo, which, according to creator Jerry Black, fills an area with the sweet smell of willow when its lit on fire.
Black assures that the moose poops aroma is all natural, with nothing added to the dung to get it smelling fresh.
He says, We get the moose pellet as it comes out of their butt. Its pure, unadulterated moose poop.
Moose-cense comes in an organza bag with matches and a pretty trinket attached, which Black admits is just a classy way of basically selling moose shūt.
He hikes mountain areas, plastic bag in tow, to collect excrement, though he says, You cant get this shūt just anywhere.
Though many are surprised by moose poops wonderful scent, not every piece of crap smells as sweet.
He explains, Elk poop doesnt smell good at all. I cant imagine any other animal has poop that smells as good as mooses.
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