Wednesday, July 2, 2008


The Constitution Goes Down The Crapper

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One crappy inventor is making a two-ply point: The U.S. Constitution is going down the toilet.

A man known as “Libertatem Defender” has just created Constitution Toilet Paper, rolls of bathroom tissue imprinted with America’s famous document.

Libertatem came up with the idea after hearing that President George W. Bush had reportedly referred to The Constitution as “Just a goddam piece of paper.”

He began to realize how corrupt the government is, and how far away America is from the patriotic promises drafted on The Constitution, and decided that Americans might as well just wipe their butts with it.

Using the writings on the toilet paper, Libertatem hopes to educate the American people about the real state of the government.

Along with original clips from The Constitution, each roll of TP includes modified points that more accurately reflect today’s politics.

Libertatem believes Constitution signer Benjamin Franklin would laugh at the tissue, but he’d also be furious about how corrupt the government has become.

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