Tenuta known for her quirky stand-up acts and work with Weird Al Yankovic just became an ordained minister in California so she can marry gay couples in a special union she calls Judyism.
Yesterday (Jun. 16), California officially became the second state to allow same-sex marriages.
Tenuta is ready to add her Love Goddess touch to same- sex ceremonies and says its her way of giving back to her gay love slaves and lesbetarians who have always supported her.
As a minister, Tenuta will write special Judyism vows for gay couples.
She explains, They must promise to say I love you once a day, hold hands, and if they go to bed angry, they must have really hot hate sex to make up.
Tenuta is open to performing both gay and lesbian marriages, and anticipates that gay men will be Bridezillas since they like things perfect.
Lesbians, however, will be easier because as she puts it, Lesbian couples dont care. Theyll get married after a softball game in the back of a pick-up truck!
Tenuta is also hoping to marry celebrity gays including RuPaul and Carson Kressley, and may even marry Dennis Rodman to himself.
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