Thursday, April 17, 2008

Oklahoma Man A Natural Poop Thrower

BEAVER, Okla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – When it comes to throwing poop, one man really knows how to shoot the sht.

James Pratt is a local hero in Beaver, Oklahoma, because only he can call himself a seven-time winner of Beaver’s famous World Cow Chip Throwing Contest, an event where folks throw dried up cow feces as far as possible.

At the 39th annual event on Saturday (Apr. 19), Pratt is going for an eighth consecutive win, and hopes to beat his record of 200 feet and seven inches, as well as his competition, which includes his own grandsons.

But the turd tosser isn’t worried about losing, because he has more than luck on his side.

Pratt explains, “I lick my fingers between the first and second throw. It gives me luck, but people say it can’t be just luck because I’ve won so many times. Maybe I’m just a natural, because I can throw poop better than others.”

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