Crimebo the Crime Clown, whose real name is Michael Perrick, turns birthdays and parties into grisly events by telling stories about horrific murders and mysteries that went down on that day in history.
He also gets his audience to participate by having them play out famous murders with bloody balloon swords and double-barreled shotguns.
Crimebo explains, I tell adults and kiddies the positive aspects of crime, and regale them with tales of terror. People like having a scary clown poke them and make them do things.
But the macabre merrymaking can be too much for some to handle.
Crimebo says, Everyone who hires me understands what Im going to do, but some people have no f■■■king brains. I showed up at this party and I grabbed this womans a■■ and said, Hey Toots. How ya doin? She ran away screaming and peed her pants. She was scared of clowns.
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