Monday, April 7, 2008

Vegan Strip Club All Flesh, No Meat

PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A new strip club in Portland, Oregon, is all flesh, but no meat.

Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club is the first all-vegan strip club, bringing fully nude ladies – but no fur, leather, or animal by-products – to the stripper pole.

Club owner and self-proclaimed “vegan pimp” Johnny Diablo explains, “We’re just like any other strip club, but we don’t exploit animals or women. We won’t hack either of them up or skin them alive and feed them to people.”

And no one gets away with munching on meat at the conscientious club.

Diablo says, “We attract a lot of vegan and vegetarian strippers, but one of our dancers tried to sneak in chicken once. I took it away and forced her to eat vegan food. There are no murder victims allowed on my property.”

Though Diablo welcomes the opportunity to convert a meat- eating dancer to the vegan side, he’s happy that typical stripper outfits usually fall in line with his vegan views because, in his words, “they’re mostly plastic anyway.”

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