Thursday, January 24, 2008

Bozo Haters Say Clowns Are Creepy

SACRAMENTO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If you think clowns are creepy, you’re not alone. is a website for people who absolutely despise clowns and want a place to vent their fears and frustrations.

Site creator Rodney Blackwell says he had no idea so many people hated clowns, but found relief in knowing he was not alone.

Blackwell says, “I thought I was the only one who hated clowns, because they’re universally liked, like puppies. But people write poems and stories about their experiences that made them hate clowns, and it’s very nice to see people joining up under this universal theme.”

Blackwell himself has hated clowns since his mom hired a clown and made Blackwell watch him as punishment for disliking clowns, and thinks the freaky funnymen should learn when to stop their antics.

He says, “A clown will walk up to kids and try to be funny, scaring the kid and making them cry. Then they try harder, scaring the kid more! They just don’t get when they’re being scary, and they don’t stop!”

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