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Pick The Right Dick This New Year’s Eve

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One proud pimp wants you to ring in the new year with a bang.

On January 1, at 12:05 AM Eastern Standard Time, HBO will be showing Cathouse: The Musical, an hour-long sexual song- and-dance soiree starring 15 professional hookers from The Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legalized whorehouse in Carson City, Nevada.

BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof, says, “It’s a combination of 42nd Street and porn. You think of hookers, you think of them having sex, but the talent pool here is so deep. These girls are ho-fessionals!”

Hof says the provocative production – which includes songs and sex often in the same scene – is a raunchier alternative to watching the traditional Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Eve, and adds, “Dick Clark is old news, now it’s big dick Dennis from the BunnyRanch.’”

But it’s not just Hof’s hookers who will be getting in on the musical fun.

Hof also has a starring role, and says, “I slept with 11 out of the 13 girls in church choir – of course I can sing!”

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