Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Prostitutes Put Out For Paul

CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The race for the White House just got a whole lot steamier thanks to some help from the “World’s Oldest Profession.”

The legal prostitutes at the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Carson City, Nevada, are spreading their support for Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, and BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof says the political pairing is a match made in pimpin’ paradise.

He says, “Politics and prostitutes have always had a good relationship, and it’s about to get better.”

With the new campaign, called Prostitutes Pimpin’ for Paul, the legal ladies are getting behind Paul’s position to give each state the right to make its own laws – including the legalization of prostitution and marijuana.

And Hof’s hookers plan to raise money for the candidate the best way they know how.

A collection box will be placed inside the raunchy ranch, and individual customers will be petitioned for a few bucks before doing the deed.

Hof says, “We’re going to reach into every customer’s pocket for a donation. And we’re giving all the guys who support Ron Paul two bunnies for the price of one!”

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