Thursday, September 20, 2007

Masturbation Blog Comes With Oral History

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Mortifying masturbation memories are no jerk-off joke to one bold blogger.

Alex Grossman is the creator of, a website which posts crazy strokin’ stories about the good ol’ days of getting off.

Grossman says, “People can come – no pun intended – and discuss what it was like to jerk-off before the Internet. In the age of fuzzy channels we had to really struggle. Kids today have no f■■■ing idea how easy they have it!”

Grossman’s gripes are echoed by wacky wack-off entries, including a man who used to splooge into the kitchen sink, and another who tried lubing up his love rod with honey.

But these are no match for Grossman’s own tugging tale.

Grossman spent his naughty nights in front of a hidden basement television, masturbating with his left hand and holding the remote ready in the right, poised to change channels at the first hint of danger.

He says, “I’ve had neck and back pain my whole life. I went to a doctor who asked, ‘Have you had some repetitive strain that keeps you leaning to your left side?’ I couldn’t say a thing!”

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