Psychic Anthony Carr says the prez should watch his booty when tying the bunny ears on his shoelaces, because an American whos upset about the Iraq War may attempt an assassination by shooting him right in the bum.
Carr predicts, This person wants once and for all to make Bush look like the butt of a joke, literally.
So Dubya better start double-knotting, because on August 5th, at 2:20 p.m., outside the Capitol building, Carr prophesizes the commander-in-chief will finally feel a real pain in the aþþ when his shoe unties.
Carr muses, And theres no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
For more info on your own fannys future, call Carrs psychic hotline at 1-888-351-5290.
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