Friday, July 13, 2007

Psychic Sees The Rear End For President Bush

TORONTO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – President George W. Bush should be careful when bending over and tying his shoes, because according to one astrologist, that might be the last thing Dubya does.

Psychic Anthony Carr says the prez should watch his booty when tying the bunny ears on his shoelaces, because an American who’s upset about the Iraq War may attempt an assassination by shooting him right in the bum.

Carr predicts, “This person wants once and for all to make Bush look like the butt of a joke, literally.”

So Dubya better start double-knotting, because on August 5th, at 2:20 p.m., outside the Capitol building, Carr prophesizes the commander-in-chief will finally feel a real “pain in the a” when his shoe unties.

Carr muses, “And there’s no ifs, ands, or ‘butts’ about it!”

For more info on your own fanny’s future, call Carr’s psychic hotline at 1-888-351-5290.

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