Michael Voisin is the chairman of the Louisiana Oyster Task Force, and hes all cooked up about an Australian man who has been injecting oysters with Viagra to increase the sexual potency of the underwater aphrodisiac.
Voisin says, Louisiana oysters are the gold standard. If you eat them, you dont need Viagra.
To prove that penile problems are in the mollusk of the beholder, Voisin sent five-dozen oysters to Tony Abbot, the Minister of Australias Department of Health and Aging, but has received no response so far.
But he still insists that oysters can truly give you a boost in the bedroom.
As a seventh generation oysterman, Voisin suggests eating the seductive shellfish at least once a week, and leaving the Viagra for those who really need it.
He jokes, The real warning should be, If you have an insatiable appetite to eat Louisiana oysters that lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
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