Friday, April 27, 2007

Porn Star Becomes Opera Critic

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Whoever said, “You can lead a horticulture, but you cannot make her think” didn’t know porn star Savanna Samson.

Next Thursday (May 3), the porn actress will take a night off from her regular job to provide commentary on the New York Metropolitan Opera’s performance of Tristan And Isolde for New York radio station WNYC.

Samson is no virgin to fine arts.

She says she popped her operatic cherry at a performance of Madame Butterfly, and claims it brought her to tears instead of moans.

As she puts it, “Unfortunately, in my business, we don’t have the music that moves us.”

Still, she can see similarities, since both opera and porn depend on a guy holding a long stick.

In addition, she says, “[During opera], when you hit the high notes and the climactic parts, it can build up like an orgasm that the conductor intended to happen.”

But while Samson will be on her best behavior at the performance, she’ll still find time to sleep around.

She claims, “The best nap you’ll have is during an opera.”

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