Friday, April 13, 2007

Larry Birkhead’s Daddy Duties Are Giving Him A Headache

LAKEWOOD, Ohio (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The Anna Nicole Smith paternity drama may be over, but Larry Birkhead’s headaches are just beginning.

Or so says Miriam Garabrant, a self-proclaimed “brain scanner” in Lakewood, Ohio.

She just scanned Birkhead’s brain and claims he not only has a huge headache, he’s having some “trouble adjusting to fatherhood.”

Apparently, Birkhead is a bit “sick in spirit” and Garabrant speculates that the pent-up stress of the whole saga is catching up with him physically and mentally.

However, looking a few months into his future, Garabrant says he’ll be coping well with his new life and getting used to having little Dannielynn Smith around.

As for Dannielynn, Garabrant’s signs show that she will put on lots of weight, be smart, and enjoy her new daddy.

But the little gal will miss Howard K. Stern, who Garabrant says may end up being an “uncle figure” for Dannielynn, once his “anger, depression, and grief” are gone.

Says Garabrant: “In about one year, I see Howard improving his state of mind and visiting with Dannielynn thanks to Larry. A woman will also waltz into his life and become his new love interest. He’ll be sexualized and in love.”

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