Thats the mission of Stewart Fox, who runs HowNotToGetLaid.com, a website that posts pitiful-but-true examples of what NOT to do for love.
For instance, theres the guy who burned his crotch right before he was going to lose his virginity, and the fellow who showed up on his girlfriends doorstep naked except for a strategically placed box of chocolates.
That technique might have worked, except the gals brothers were over for a visit.
Fox, who claims he was an unintentional virgin until after college, started the website in December after hearing a lady friend talk about another mans ill-fated attempts to seduce her.
Says Fox: I thought, Wow, thats exactly how not to get laid.
Since then, hes been slammed with submissions, but hes not surprised.
As he puts it, Whole movie franchises have been built on the failed pursuit of sex.
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