Friday, December 1, 2006

Britney Spears: Victim Of Post-Divorce Freeballing

GRAND RAPIDS, Minn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Britney Spears is following the latest Hollywood trend by going commando, but one expert thinks she’s suffering from a case of post- divorce freeballing.

That’s the naked truth from Paul Schack, founder of the Freeballers of America.

He says the Pop Tart may be putting her goods on display because, as he puts it, “she’s happy she’s divorced and finally free. That, or she’s just comfortable and likes how it feels.”

While freeballing takes some time to adapt to, Schack says Spears seems to be adapting well to the no-panty lifestyle.

However, due to her recent public crotch slips he warns, “She should still be careful getting in and out of cars, especially when there are thousands of cameras around her.”

Schack adds he’s happy celebrities like Spears and Lindsay Lohan are ballsy enough to freeball.

In his words, “I would love to induct Britney into the Freeballers of America. She’d make a great member.”

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