Thursday, November 9, 2006

How To Be Britney’s Rebound Romeo

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Britney Spears is back on the market and becoming her rebound Romeo might be easier than you think.

Anthony Berger, a Brazil-based authority on “advanced macking,” says the fact that the Pop Tart was willing to marry a nobody like Kevin Federline “gives the rest of us hope.”

But there are a few tips. Berger says, chances are, Spears is feeling neglected by K-Fed so it’s important to observe her for 15 minutes “in order to pick up on her immediate needs,” whether that’s a drink, a napkin or a cigarette.

From there, you should give her some of the “adventure” that’s been missing in her life – such as teaching her how to do a body shot.

There might be paparazzi around but Berger says it’s her decision whether to run away from them because, he points out, “She may WANT their attention.”

However, if you want to ensure you “hit” Spears, don’t let her drunkenly blubber about K-Fed. Berger suggests politely telling her, “I just got off a bad relationship myself and I don’t want to talk about it tonight.”

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