According to a Puerto Rican exorcist who calls herself Senora Q, demons often try to take over human bodies during elections to affect the outcome.
Senora Q claims you can tell which folks are politically possessed because they fly off the handle at election time.
Voters most prone to ghostly guests are those currently suffering from mental or physical illness mainly because their weak immune systems act as a doorway for the demons.
Although you might not be possessed, the person next to you or one of the boys on the ballot might be.
Says Q: Demons are attracted to power, so the likelihood of one of the Republican candidates being possessed is higher than in Democrats.
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