So theyve created the George W. Bush Buttplug as a way to tell the prez where he can stick it.
Creator Chris Damitio says his presidential pooper plugs, which sell for around $52 and are available at www.fukn.us, make great gifts or stocking stuffers and hopes people will start sending them to members of Congress.
He says he toyed with the idea of sending one to Bush himself but decided against it when he realized the president might try it behind closed doors.
Says Damitio: We were afraid he might want to experiment with it on Laura. She seems like a nice lady so we really didnt want to do that to her.
Still, he says he has fantasies of it getting past the secret service and making it onto Dubyas receptionist desk as a paperweight.
As he puts it, Bush would probably pretend like he doesnt know what it is but it takes one to know one.
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