Friday, October 6, 2006

Toy Company Wants To Stick Bush Where The Sun Don’t Shine

KAILUA, Hawaii (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A toy company in Kailua, Hawaii, wants to send President Bush right up to where the sun don’t shine.

So they’ve created the “George W. Bush Buttplug” as a way to tell the prez where he can stick it.

Creator Chris Damitio says his presidential pooper plugs, which sell for around $52 and are available at, make great gifts or stocking stuffers and hopes people will start sending them to members of Congress.

He says he toyed with the idea of sending one to Bush himself but decided against it when he realized the president might try it behind closed doors.

Says Damitio: “We were afraid he might want to experiment with it on Laura. She seems like a nice lady so we really didn’t want to do that to her.”

Still, he says he has fantasies of it getting past the secret service and making it onto Dubya’s receptionist desk as a paperweight.

As he puts it, “Bush would probably pretend like he doesn’t know what it is but it takes one to know one.”

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