Friday, September 22, 2006

‘MADtv’ Star A Disowned And Dangerous Asian Cliche

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Comic-actor Bobby Lee gets lots of laughs on MADtv, but, in real life he has a tragic secret.

Lee admits he’s a self-described “disowned and dangerous Asian cliche” with a tragic past and secret skills.

The former standup comedian says he suffered dishonor when he quit the family business to pursue show biz, and says his dad told him point blank: “You ah naaht funny.”

Lee continues, “Then he said, ‘Dorn’t eveh carr me again.”

Now that Lee is a fairly successful character actor, he claims his pops is calling again, but saying this: “You ah stirr naaht funny – can I bahrow $5000? Because you are BIG TIME!”

Lee also confesses that while he’s American-born and can only speak English, he LOOKS “very Asian, which means I am secretly a samurai – and a ninja.”

As an afterthought, Lee adds one thing: “My sword is huge, however.”

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