Lee admits hes a self-described disowned and dangerous Asian cliche with a tragic past and secret skills.
The former standup comedian says he suffered dishonor when he quit the family business to pursue show biz, and says his dad told him point blank: You ah naaht funny.
Lee continues, Then he said, Dornt eveh carr me again.
Now that Lee is a fairly successful character actor, he claims his pops is calling again, but saying this: You ah stirr naaht funny can I bahrow $5000? Because you are BIG TIME!
Lee also confesses that while hes American-born and can only speak English, he LOOKS very Asian, which means I am secretly a samurai and a ninja.
As an afterthought, Lee adds one thing: My sword is huge, however.
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