Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Outdoor Sexpert Gives Good Heads Up On Bears, Global Warming

LITTLETON, Mass. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – An authority on sex in the great outdoors says doing the deed in the dirt has some modern dangers to go with the obvious benefits.

Luann Columbo says global warming is a mixed blessing to naturalists in heat, since, “Yes, it’s warmer, but UV levels are higher, so you gotta bring a higher SPF.”

Bears, however, are a perennial concern for horny tree huggers and Columbo says if you remember one thing, it’s to “distract the bear by throwing something in one direction and running in the other.”

And, she adds: “Don’t leave your partner behind, either.”

Among Columbo’s less life-threatening suggestions: zippered climbing pants, a good blanket and “water-based antibacterial” liquid for good hygiene in the wooly wild – all of which, she says, will help you, “Get your a out there and have fun.”

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