Thats because the 29-year-old is a virgin who hopes not to be before she turns 30 on November 7.
So shes taking applications from aspiring devirginizers at www.janemag.com/virgin starting tomorrow (Aug. 22).
DiMuro insists shes not religious, but she just hasnt found the right guy to do the deed, even though her friends have tried countless times to hook her up at bars.
As she puts it, Im not going to find my dorky guy at a bar because hes probably at home watching Frasier on DVD just like me.
But shes not completely green, and even says shes over the whole virginity thing; plus, she needs new material for her act which currently relies heavily on what else virgin jokes.
DiMuro hasnt abandoned her modesty, though, saying: Im not all about a hook up I want to meet someone that I think can develop into something.
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