Monday, August 21, 2006

29-Year-Old Virgin Wants Cherry Popped By 30th Birthday

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Comedian Sarah DiMuro tries to make people laugh for a living, but she’s practically in tears over her own sex life.

That’s because the 29-year-old is a virgin who hopes not to be before she turns 30 on November 7.

So she’s taking applications from aspiring devirginizers at starting tomorrow (Aug. 22).

DiMuro insists she’s not religious, but she just hasn’t found the right guy to do the deed, even though her friends have tried countless times to hook her up at bars.

As she puts it, “I’m not going to find my dorky guy at a bar because he’s probably at home watching Frasier on DVD just like me.”

But she’s not completely green, and even says she’s “over the whole virginity thing;” plus, she needs new material for her act which currently relies heavily on – what else – virgin jokes.

DiMuro hasn’t abandoned her modesty, though, saying: “I’m not all about a hook up – I want to meet someone that I think can develop into something.”

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