Monday, July 10, 2006

Designer Tin Foil Hats For The Discriminating Paranoid

GALT, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A man in Galt, California, has managed to do the impossible: He’s found a way to stop alien abductions and look good doing it.

Eric Randall has created a line of tin foil hats that are not only stylish, but he says can stop those pesky signals sent by aliens from bombarding your brain.

The hats – which sell on eBay under the “TFH” label – come in various styles, including a “Dapper,” which has a curved brim and tin foil feather – and the “Fez,” which has a stylish tin foil tassel. There’s also the “Kutcher,” a tin foil “trucker hat,” and the “Kosher,” an aluminum foil yarmulke that Randall admits hasn’t been endorsed by God – yet.

Each tin chapeau takes about a roll of foil and costs between 50 cents and $1. And while Randall has yet to make a fortune, he takes heart knowing that “not one person has been abducted while wearing one.”

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