The man who calls himself Zefrank defines an Earth sandwich as simultaneously placing two pieces of bread on opposite sides of the planet. Although the bread doesnt have to match, Zefrank insists doing the act at the same is crucial because a sandwich needs two pieces of bread to be a sandwich. Otherwise, its just open- face.
He figures once an Earth sandwich has been made, everything will finally be complete.
Sadly, Zefrank cant make his own Earth sandwich since his opposite bread position is in the middle of an ocean. So hes allowing people in other parts of the world to match up in the name of humanity and sandwiches.
Zefrank may fill his dream quicker than you might think. He says there are two bread buddies in Spain and New Zealand who are only a few hundred miles away from being exact sandwich opposites.
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