Thursday, April 13, 2006

Brits Support Bouncing Boobs

LONDON (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Here’s the nastiest thing from England since Simon Cowell: A website featuring explicit computer animation of bouncing boobs.

It’s not just for titillation. It’s to demonstrate how women’s bags can sag.

Folks who log on to can test something called a “bounce-o-meter” and choose melons from A to G sizes to see how they bounce during exercise.

The website is sponsored by a British sports bra company and the boobs who access it can choose to see the breasts bounce naked, with a normal bra or with the company’s product, a bra called the Shock Absorber.

The bounce-o-meter is the brainchild of marketing manager Isabella von Mesterhazy, who feels the jiggle is “quite visual” and the “most obvious way” to show how all boobs need support.

And she’s busting out plenty of research to prove her point.

When live girls on treadmills were tested, Mesterhazy says her “colleagues grabbed themselves and said, ‘Ouch!”’ from all the bounce.

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