Monday, April 3, 2006

Johnson Juicer Puts Cock Back In Cocktail

SANDUSKY, Ohio (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A new device for serving alcohol is putting the “cock” back in cocktail.

It’s called the “Johnson Juicer” and it’s a penis-shaped pump and pouch that is worn on the waist and dispenses booze through a strategically-placed hole.

The idea is the brainchild of a feature dancer named Adara Michaels, who was inspired after her fiance, Edward Marshall, created a similar device called the “Hooter Shooters” that dispenses booze through two fake breasts.

As she puts it, “I told him, ‘What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”

Michaels assumed her “Johnson Juicer” would be most popular with gays but says, so far, it’s the female drinkers who really want to give it a shot.

Although the Juicer holds any kind of alcohol, she recommends White Russians because “they’re milky and creamy and tend to foam out the mouth.”

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