Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Biblical Scholar Increases Odds Of Anti-Christ Arrival To 50 Percent

MIDLAND, Mich. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A bible scholar in Midland, Michigan, has a helluva lot of bad news: There’s a 50 percent chance that the Anti-Christ will announce himself on June 6 – aka 6/6/06.

The scholar, who calls himself “Pastor Harry,” says five or six events must occur prior to the Anti-Christ announcing himself and, incredibly, three have already happened: Ariel Sharon’s stroke; Iran’s decision to restart its nuclear weapons program; and the recent HAMAS victory in the Palestine elections.

Now all that has to happen in the next two months is for terrorists to blow up a mosque in Jerusalem and blame it on Israel so that Muslim leaders can declare a holy war.

Pastor Harry says the Anti-Christ will be the guy that brings peace to the Middle East before he starts raising Hell.

Although the Pastor says there’s a 50 percent chance the Anti-Christ will officially announce himself on June 6, but there’s a 100 percent chance the world will know the evil guy’s name on that day.

Pastor Harry will announce the identity of the Anti-Christ at 11:05 p.m. EST but says the general public won’t recognize the name because, he admits, “He’s more unknown than I.”

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