Gene Amondson is a member of the Prohibition Party, and as the partys official presidential candidate, he garnered almost 2000 votes in the last election.
He hints that he may be running again in 2008, and while its important for him to get the word out that dumb people drink, hes also putting out a call of sorts for a First Lady.
A section of Amondsons website geneamondson.com is titled Why I Need a Wife Before Winter. He laments, Ive been saying that for 10 winters!
His profile says hes looking for a woman who has teeth and can read at a third grade level, but hed also like her to be a church girl.
Though the bumper sticker on his car reads, You Booze, You Lose, Amondson is willing to make exceptions for his lady.
He says drinking might be okay for women who are frigid and need help getting in the mood. He points out, Men never need it.
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