A New Jersey man only known as Joel is selling a 1960s handmade mink penis muffler with a sewn-in tag reading, Skiwear Selected by U.S. Olympic Committee.
Joel says he first came across the seven-inch-long mink man- part muffler in his basement as a kid. He explains, My crazy uncle the furrier gave it to my dad as a joke.
Hes 99.9 percent sure its never been worn, adding, Nobody in the family admits to anything but looking at it.
The starting bid for the one-of-a-kind item is $420 and the auction will run until Sunday (Feb. 19).
Joel says Olympic skiers are more than welcome to bid, and thinks the muffler might be a good fit for Miller because he comes from a nice nature-loving family in the woods.
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