Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Bode Miller Could Stay Toasty In Torino With Special Muffler

GARFIELD, New Jersey (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If Olympic skier Bode Miller wants to keep warm in Torino, he may want to check out a very unique fur muffler available on eBay.

A New Jersey man only known as Joel is selling a 1960s handmade mink penis muffler with a sewn-in tag reading, “Skiwear Selected by U.S. Olympic Committee.”

Joel says he first came across the seven-inch-long mink man- part muffler in his basement as a kid. He explains, “My crazy uncle the furrier gave it to my dad as a joke.”

He’s 99.9 percent sure its never been worn, adding, “Nobody in the family admits to anything but looking at it.”

The starting bid for the one-of-a-kind item is $420 and the auction will run until Sunday (Feb. 19).

Joel says Olympic skiers are “more than welcome” to bid, and thinks the muffler might be a good fit for Miller because “he comes from a nice nature-loving family in the woods.”

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