Thursday, February 2, 2006

George W. Bush Bending Over Backwards For ‘David’

VANCOUVER, B.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – George W. Bush may be the leader of the free world, but he seems to be bending over backwards for a mysterious man known only as “David.”

At least that’s how it sounds to Jon Kelly, a reverse speech expert in Vancouver, British Columbia.

He has played Bush’s State Of The Union address backwards and has discovered many references to a man named “David.”

For instance, when the phrase, “And we are writing a new chapter in the story of self-government,” is played in reverse, the chief executive says, “They’re scaring me David.”

And when “Dubya” says, “The road of victory is the road that will take the troops home” in reverse, Kelly claims he really says, “Laura fears David.”

Some insiders think the mysterious “David” is either Supreme Court Justice David Souter, David Lee Roth or Larry David, but Kelly suspects Bush is referring to Dick Cheney’s lawyer, David Addington, who has been a prime advocate of holding terrorist suspects without access to courts.

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