Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Around The World

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – For some people, pick-up lines are no sweat, but in Mexico, they’re all ABOUT sweat.

According to a pick-up poll by Harlequin romance books, some Mexican lotharios try to get lucky by telling the objects of their desire, “I want to be the perspiration that travels around your body.”

To be fair, bad pick-up lines are universal. For example, some saucy Aussies put the moves on the babes by saying, “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?” and, “Is it that cold or are you smuggling tic-tacs?”

Other countries with bad pick-up lines include Brazil, where the natives get restless by saying, “Memorize my name – you’ll be shouting it all night.”

  • Canadians try to seduce each other by asking, “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you.”

  • Folks in Holland try to get a Dutch treat with this line: “Hi breast, can I have your number?”

    Finally, if you’re in Japan, don’t be surprised if someone says, “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

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