Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Pro Wrestler Throws His Hat In The Presidential Ring

WILLIAMSPORT, Penn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A professional wrestler in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, is now using the wrestling ring to throw his hat in the presidential ring.

Vinnie Ferrari, who wrestles for Elite Generation Wrestling, is now grappling for the 2008 election, and he figures he has a fighting chance if all the pro wrestling fans in America vote for him.

Ferrari says his wrestling career has been great preparation for the political arena because, “It teaches psychology. You learn how to work an audience.”

Also, Ferrari has been both a hero and a villain, so he has learned a key rule for political success: “A certain percentage of people will never be pleased, but no reaction is worse than being hated.”

Ferrari admits that, if elected, he’d like to personally body slam American enemies like Osama bin Laden but promises he won’t handle every conflict that way because, as he puts it, “At some point, you have to negotiate.”

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