Eighty-three-year-old medium Dorothy Paul says she was recently contacted by Teddy Roosevelt, who revealed hes been hanging around the White House.
Paul says he usually holes up somewhere in the North Corner of the White House and that He likes to listen to conversations in the Blue Room and the Oval Office.
Shes pretty sure Roosevelt is not goosing Laura Bush or pantsing the President because spirits dont appear and blow horns.
On the other hand, she explains, Hell put thoughts in their heads.
That means Bush may be influenced by Roosevelts opinion on the current war in Iraq.
In Pauls words: He says he wants to blow up the bastards, but he asked that you not put the word bastards in print.
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