Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Karl Rove Not The Model Of Health

LAWRENCE, Kan. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Some folks think Karl Rove is running the White House, but a physical fitness expert just wants to see him run.

Rove tops Kansas-based Marty Tuley’s 3rd Annual Top Ten Celebrity Get Off Your Ass List! – a Mr. Blackwell of blubber type list – because of the Bush advisor’s slovenly appearance.

No. 2 on the list is The View hostess Star Jones, and despite her recent weight loss due to gastric bypass surgery, Tuley says she made the list because he’s not a fan of surgical weight loss.

In his words, he says, “It’s like an alcoholic cutting off his hands so he won’t drink.”

Meanwhile, Caroline Rhea weighs in at No. 3 on the list because, according to Tuley, the host of The Biggest Loser is “damn near contestant level herself!”

Rounding out the top five is spacefaring William Shatner who Tuley says is “occupying a great deal of the stuff himself,” and singer Alicia Keys who, in Tuley’s words, “needs to push herself off the piano and away from the dinner table and spend a few minutes a day reeling in those hips and thighs.”

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