Monday, November 7, 2005

45-Year-Old Women Find Flatulence A Real Gas

SYRACUSE, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Two 45-year-old women in Martinez, Georgia, and Syracuse, New York, are discovering that running a website can be a real gas.

Especially when it focuses on their flatulence.

The ladies are known as “Farrah” and “Lady Eve” and operate a fetish website called, which, as you might have guessed, focuses on them breaking wind while dressed in sexy outfits.

The windy website started a few weeks ago, and the farting femme fatales are already winning the farts and minds of net nerds.

For instance, they’ve been inundated with orders from fans willing to pay $30 to have a personalized fart shipped directly to them.

Luckily, the girls don’t experience performance anxiety. Lady Eve says she ensures quality control by eating lots of broccoli and cabbage while Farrah says she’s just naturally gassy.

Of course, financial success is a main goal of the gassy gals, but they also have a higher purpose in mind. Farrah says she loves “doing fetishes you don’t see that much” while Lady Eve enjoys the feeling that comes from being “a pioneer.”

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