Chris Chase, a self-proclaimed fan of all things mustache, has launched a petition at chrischase.com to get the now bearded Plummer to grow back the Ron Jeremy-like stache the Denver Broncos quarterback sported the first two games of the NFL season.
Chases petition in part reads In this topsy-turvy world there are a few things all mankind can agree on. The sun is good, killing is bad and Jake Plummer has the most amazing mustache in the history of bewhiskered upper-lips.
Chase has already gotten 3,500 signatures since he launched the campaign three weeks ago and he insists he wont stop until Plummer grows it back.
Chase hopes it happens before the seasons over for everyones enjoyment, because he feels a stache-packing Plummer doesnt just look like a porn star, he looks like a porn star high on LSD.
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