Christophe Bruno says hes almost perfected a pain patch called WiFi-SM that is placed on the body like a nicotine patch and allows you to feel an electric jolt whenever words like death, kill, torture, war and other personalized keywords are detected from more than 4,500 news sources worldwide.
Bruno came up with the idea for the pain-inducing patch at the beginning of the war in Iraq which is when, he explains, people started feeling a lot of guilt watching T.V.
He thinks the calibrated electric shock from the tiny patch is a better alternative to whipping to get rid of your guilt, adding that the name WiFi-SM comes from, As you say in English, S & M.
Even though the patch wont be out until the end of the year, Bruno says he already has orders from Marquis de Sade wannabes whove whipped themselves into a frenzy looking at his website: unbehagen.com/wifism.
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