The Reverend Dr. David Adamovich better known as The Great Throwdini insists he lost his sidekick Katya to circumstances, not knives, explaining she had to leave for school in Europe.
This ordained minister-slash-knife wielder hopes hell be able to find another assistant who likes to have multiple knives thrown at her and can withstand a little pain.
He says the knives sometimes bounce off the boards and roll onto the body at a speed of 30 mph and adds, Ive hit Katya in the tit a couple times. Can you imagine getting whacked in the boob like that? It doesnt tickle.
Throwdini says besides that, there have only been superficial scrapes on arms and legs and that hes never impaled anyone with a knife.
Still, he admits it will be hard to find a good woman willing to be his assistant because of his professions official job title: Impalement Artist.
As he puts it, Geez, couldnt they think of a better name?
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