Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ice Cube Look-Alike Summoning UFOs To Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It’s not easy being the Chosen One but that’s the cross that a turban-wearing Ice Cube look-alike in Las Vegas has had to bear for the last 25 years.

The aspiring messiah is known as “Prophet Yahweh” and has been summoning UFOs to since 1979.

Since then, he has summoned more that 1,500 UF0s and plans to summon at least 45 more starting June 1.

Yahweh will stand out in the Las Vegas sun every day at noon for 45 days straight and summon all sorts of craft, including small orbs as well as a giant spaceship “straight out of the Star Wars films” that will hover over Sin City for a day and a half.

It sounds bizarre but Prophet Yahweh insists it’s happened to him “five or six times already.”

Yahweh feels he’s blessed to have his UFO-summoning power but admits his friends dumped him because of it and he “couldn’t get laid” for 20 years.

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