Chelsea Handler admits shes had more than her share of bad one-night-stands and has compiled 18 of them in a new memoir, My Horizontal Life (Bloomsbury).
Some of the more humiliating encounters include a drunken night with a midget who wore a sombrero filled with tortilla chips and a male stripper who dumped her because she wasnt marriage material.
Another time, she pretended to be her imaginary twin sister in order to avoid talking with one of her hook-ups.
Handler says the best one-night-stands usually happen at weddings but the bad ones are inevitably more entertaining.
She hopes the makeout memoir inspires other women to stop pretending or denying who they really are, but admits most of her conquests wont recognize themselves because, hopefully, none of them got my name.
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